My latest problem.

I want to take a cool shower but Michael isn't home and I can't unzip my dress.

Brain Spew

My dad wants a Space Pen. I fully support his decision. He's having his hip replaced next week, so he wants a pen he can use while lying down to do crossword puzzles. Again, full support of this.

I have decided I need to get healthier. Can't be a fatty any more. None of my clothes fit and I can't afford to buy new ones. I wish I were naturally thin, "I can just eat and eat and I don't gain a pound!" Bitches. I have to struggle for every ounce. And it is a struggle, since I love candy.

Enough. Listening to someone bitch about their weight is almost as boring as hearing someone talk about their workout schedule. (Mr. Mark, you know what I'm talking about.)

I think I'm going to start my own business. I want to have a clothing store of my very own someday, and I have to start somewhere. Sadly, I don't know where. Research must be done. Like everything else in my life, I want it now.

I am friggin' hungry. I need a sandwich.

I started reading Microserfs again yesterday. I love that book. It makes me wish I thought more deeply about not only my own life, but my relationship to my body. The way in which my cells store memory, the way I treat my body as a shell to carry my brain around... I need to connect again.

Jen loaned me Absolutely Fabulous series 1 - 3 yesterday. I am already overloading on Edina.

"Sweetie. Darling. Look at me darling. Look at me. Tell me honestly - does mummy need work done?"

Weekend Update.

Thank you to everyone who came to the housewarming of Crammit Hall. It’s nice and toasty now, and we love you.

People met people. People got other people’s e-mail addresses. New friends were added to LiveJournals. New blogs were created and linked to and from.

God, the weekend wore me out.

Michael’s show on Saturday night was awesome. The Reverend Glasseye was something else. Truly great.

This weekend is shaping up to be another busy one. Friday night The Acorn is playing at Babylon. Saturday morning is the Ladyfest Craft Sale, in the afternoon we must grocery shop – I think we are also going to sign up for the organic fruit baskets at the Byward Fruit Market. I also have to get my car fixed since I am going to my parent’s place in two weeks. The evening will bring BBQ goodness with Chris & Katie. Sunday we are going to go to Jen’s to wash cars and drink Margaritas – the last time we did that we ended up wandering suburbia, drunk, at 10PM. Should be fun.

I work my double shift today, and it's shaping up to be a busy night – hooray for tips for Jess!

Le Bitch.

I hate stupid rich people. I see a lot of that at work. It pisses me off.

I wonder what my life would be like if I were rich - if I would still feel the need to enrich myself emotionally, mentally, spiritually.

Who am I kidding? I just want pretty clothes.

Also: Party Friday night. Be there (well, here) or be square. 8PM until whenever.